Our Products

Self-Refilling Coffee Cup

Never run out of coffee again! Warning: May cause excessive caffeine intake.

Travel through time! Warranty void if you prevent your own birth.

A pizza box that generates a fresh, hot pizza every time you open it. Toppings randomized.

Store your belongings in actual clouds! Not responsible for rain-damaged items.

Lick any text to instantly understand its meaning. Side effects may include paper cuts on tongue.

Record and replay your dreams in 4K resolution. Premium subscription required for nightmare removal.

Your pet exists in multiple places simultaneously! Warning: May cause existential crisis in dogs.