Universal Language Taste Buds
$1,499.99
Lick any text to instantly understand its meaning. Side effects may include paper cuts on tongue.
Customer Reviews
•Literary Licker•Jan 30, 2023
Finally finished reading War and Peace in original Russian! Though my tongue is a bit sore.
•Historical Historian•Feb 28, 2023
Works great on ancient texts! But accidentally licked a stop sign and now I cant stop thinking in octagon.
•Confused Curator•Mar 15, 2023
The hieroglyphics taste like chicken. Not sure if working as intended.