Quantum Pet Portal
$2,999.99
Your pet exists in multiple places simultaneously! Warning: May cause existential crisis in dogs.
Customer Reviews
•Schrödinger•May 15, 2023
Great product, but the quantum entanglement causes my cat to exist in two states simultaneously. She's both happy and angry about it.
•Quantum Canine Owner•Jun 20, 2023
My dog can now chase its own tail in multiple dimensions! The vet bills are interdimensional though.
•Philosophical Fish Parent•Jul 4, 2023
Fish tank works great with this, but now my goldfish is questioning the nature of reality.